Gatillos

The Elder Monkey is a character commonly found in many companies. My original idea was to make a play on 2001 A Space Odyssey’s initial scene, during the ‘dawn of man’, where a man-ape discovers he can use a bone to crush the skull of other man-apes and hence starts, from my point of view, all technology.

I liked the idea of that man-ape not going much past that. Yes, we get it, you know how to use a bone, now can we just eat?

After the corporate invasion was averted, the adventures of Paul continue.

At least for a while :).

I have this temptation to post the actual organization diagram we’ve been having to deal with lately, as no matter how much I try to exaggerate it, it would never get any funnier than that one actually is.

But I won’t… that would be mean.

True story. For monkey’s worst enemy is themselves.

Don’t worry this kind of  humor and in-jokes will be over soon, I just find it very funny. It’s just a silly play since we were recently invaded by corporate zombies ourselves. Well, to be honest I’m pretty sure I’m a corporate zombie too. I just try not to eat human brains, not unlike Vampires that choose not to drink blood. Maybe this will be like the 6th Sense where in the end I’ll find out I’m actually dead, and have always been.

Oh God this is too horrible to even describe. All hope is lost.

PS: No, I don’t know who the m-monkey is supposed to be :).

If not even the flying monkeys with laser beams survived, what hope is there for Paul and his little monkeys!

This hasn’t yet happened, but whenever there is a zombie invasion everybody fears the undead will wake up those projects long thought dead, yes the horrible mistakes! The horror!

Note: Please don’t judge me by my ability (or lack of) to come up with onomatopoeia in English.

Sorry for the delays, it’s been busy over here. Watch poor Paul try to save his beloved monkeys from the Zombie invasion. Will he make it?

The corporate merge freed thousands of middle management brainless Zombies that are now desperate for brains, projects and heads… or headcount… ANYTHING.

This is all true. Every. Single. Bit. Of. It.

Unfortunately the office ethics code prohibits recording in office parties. Otherwise I would have proof.

But, trust me on this ;).